Shere to mahadev:- prabhu tapaiko trishul khoi ta?
Mahadev:- rajesh hamal le lageko xa.
Shere:- kina?
.
Mahadev:- chaumin khaana re.

Shere:- yaar chhito uth bhukamp aayo. Ghar ladna laagyo. Chhito uth
Mundre:- sut sut. Ghar haamro hoina kyaare. Ghar lade ghar maalik kai ta ladxa ni. Haamro ke jaanxa ra.

Shere to hotel manager:- mero wife jhyaal bata haam faalera suicide garna laagi.
Manager:- so, what can i do?
Shere:- haraami saale, kun system waala jhyaal lagaako khuldai khuldaina. Jaa baru chito gayera jhyaal kholde.

Ek din bhagwan aaunu vayo ra shere ra mundre lai vannu vayo:- vana timi haru lai ke chahiyo ma timi haruko
3-3 ota wish pura gari dinxu.
1st wish
Mundre:- ma ra shere baahek yo tol maa vayeka sabai keta lai keti banai dinus.
Shere:- malai euta helmet dinus.
Bhagwan:- tathaastu.
2nd wish
Mundre:- yo paari ko tol maa vayeka sabai keta lai keti banai dinus.
Shere:- malai euta motor bike dinus.
Bhagwan:-tathaastu.
3rd wish
Mundre:- ma ra shere baahek yo nepal kai sabai keta lai keti banai dinus.
Shere helmet lagaayera bike start gardai:- yo mundre lai chahi gay banai dinus.
Bhagwan:-tathaastu.

(In a restauarant)
Waiter:-Your Bill Sir.
.
Shere:-Take My Card.
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Waiter:-But Sir, yo ta tapaiko bihe ko card ho.
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Shere:- Teso vaye baahira kina lekheko ta "ALL CARDS ACCEPTED".

Shere ko aama biraami hunu vayexa . Shere aafno aama lai liyera hospital gayo.
Doctor le jaache paxi vanyo:- tapaiko aama ko kehi test linu parxa.
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Shere:- hey bhagwan aba ke hune ho. Mero aama ta
anpadh(illiterate) hunu hunxa.

Ek din shere ko death bijli(chatyaang)
bata vayexa. Tarr usko laas
muskurako thiyo.
Yamraj le shere sanga sodhyo:-marda kheri kina muskurako?
Shere:- Malai laagyo ki koi mero photo kheechi raaxa.
Ani tehi vayera smile poz deko.

Shere ko hajurbuwa:- haamro paala maa 5 rupaiya maa aafulai chahine ke ke saamaan ho, sabai authyo.
Shere:- tapaiko paala ra haamro paala dherai nai farak xa. Ahile ta dherai pasal haru maa Cc tv camera raakhna thali sakexan.